TRUMP TRUMPS

“This card deck is a total sham”

Remember that time…

Trump flushed classified documents down the toilet? Or incited a riot? How about when he ate KFC with a knife and fork?

It’s hard to keep track. Thankfully, you can revisit 32 scandals from the world’s most successful felon with a game as absurd as his legacy.

Brace yourselves.

20% of profits go to End Violence Against Women International

Christmas orders

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19th December

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Christmas orders ! 19th December !

Order by midnight on 19th December for the best chance of delivery before Christmas, as we rely on the Royal Mail.
Orders placed after this may not arrive in time.

What players are saying

  • Kamala harris*

    “Should have bought more before they sold out.”

  • Baron Trump*

    “Got them for my dad but he didn’t like them”

  • Donald Trump*

    “Nasty, nasty game. Definitley rigged.”

  • Joe Balackey, CAPE TOWN

    “These cards are epic. Very funny and full of surprises. I had no idea about some of this stuff. Great game for the pub - everyone was asking what it was we were playing!"

  • Maggie Leone

    “How is he not in jail?”

  • Sam Nash

    "Perfect stocking filler"

  • Billy Bush*

    “What a legend!”

DISCLAIMER

We cannot confirm if the acts depicted in this deck actually happened, nor can we verify Trump’s culpability. Details are likely inaccurate, fake, or even worse, true. We're not sure which bits. Do not rely on this as a substitute for your own sensibility, we advise conducting your own research.